{"id":498,"date":"2020-07-30T08:40:07","date_gmt":"2020-07-30T13:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=498"},"modified":"2020-08-04T10:05:50","modified_gmt":"2020-08-04T15:05:50","slug":"a-travel-guide-to-ur","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=498","title":{"rendered":"A Travel Guide To Ur"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Are you thinking of leaving your hovel? You shouldn&#8217;t, if you know what&#8217;s good for you. <br><br>Then again, how many ways can you make a meal out of a turnip?<br><br>There&#8217;s a lot of money to be made in Adventuring, as long as you don&#8217;t care too much about death and \/ or disfigurement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s your funeral, if we can recover your corpse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><a href=\"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=542\">The Many Miserable Isles<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=513\">Merdeterre<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=545\">Vichy-Merdreterre<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=528\">Schissenplatz<\/a><\/li><li>\u0442\u043e\u043f\u043e\u0433\u0440\u0430\u0444\u0438\u0447\u0435\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0439 \u043e\u043a\u0435\u0430\u043d<\/li><li>Thela Hun Jinjeet<\/li><li>Marshland<\/li><li>Newur<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>The landscape is dotted with regions of highly &#8216;patalogical background radiation. These were the direct hits from the deadliest of the &#8216;patalogical weapons unleashed in the thaumanuclear war that more or less blew up the planet. As a rule of thumb, the higher the radiation, the bigger the payoff.<br><br>Why blow up a backwater burg with high-energy &#8216;patalogical devastation?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you thinking of leaving your hovel? You shouldn&#8217;t, if you know what&#8217;s good for you. Then again, how many ways can you make a meal out of a turnip? There&#8217;s a lot of money to be made in Adventuring, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=498\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":476,"menu_order":4,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-498","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":555,"href":"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/498\/revisions\/555"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}