{"id":476,"date":"2020-07-28T17:24:02","date_gmt":"2020-07-28T22:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=476"},"modified":"2020-09-19T07:24:33","modified_gmt":"2020-09-19T12:24:33","slug":"miserable-misadventures-in-ur","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=476","title":{"rendered":"Miserable Misadventures in Ur"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>We need a blog to keep track of what in the heck is going on. This is that blog.<br><br><strong>Chapters<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>Introduction<\/em><br>In which our heroes meet each other at the Dojo of Grimble Grumble; There is an emu chase; There is a short trip to the Underdark, where we met The Vegetable Man (a.k.a &#8220;Veggie&#8221;); A chicken is kidnapped. A chicken is rescued; Something about ducks.<br><br><\/li><li><em>Chapter One: Baron Saturday<\/em><br>In which our heroes travel to the Isle of Craptopia; a warning from a Goblin; there is a fight with a shadow and several brooms; Items are liberated from the town; A bunch of dead Goblins; A journey to the Estate of Baron Saturday; Blank and Arthur are met; Our party is joined by new companions; A gallery of paintings; A vexing door; Another brief trip to the Underdark; The Baron&#8217;s Office is opened; Clues are discovered; The Baron saves the Island; A brief Journey to another dimension; A telescope and three celestial objects; A disagreement about a Telescope; Madness; Flight.<br><br><\/li><li><em>Chapter Two: Ink<\/em><br>In which our heroes find themselves on a ship; Meeting a new companion; Veggie nudges them to an Island; An Egg; The Bay of Clich\u00e9; A most troublesome Goblin (in a tabard adored with a Duck); A creepy feeling; &#8220;LEROY JENKINS!&#8221;; A barroom brawl; Merrow and Hags; Black Ooze and Earth Golems; A long hall with a lot of lava and small gravity problem; Ziggurats are never good news; Ink.<br><br><\/li><li><em>Chapter Three: (Decisions Need to Be Made)<\/em><br>In which our heroes have not experienced anything yet.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Dramatis person\u00e6<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Arthur<\/li><li>Blank<\/li><li>Cole<\/li><li>Grimble<\/li><li>Muffins<\/li><li>Skirfy<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A Not-So-Brief History of Ur<\/strong><br><a href=\"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=476\">The &#8216;patalogical Sorcerers and How They Blew Up the Planet<br><\/a>The evolving story of <a href=\"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=663\">Pataphor<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=661\">Syzygy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=491\">Clineman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=631\">Antimony<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=657\">Absolute<\/a>; their Generals, before and after the war; Towers, and what is left of them; &#8216;patalogical artifacts and hard lessons about touching them; and <a href=\"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=666\">Ubu<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A Travel Guide to Ur<\/strong><br><a href=\"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=498\">Maps, turnips, and how to get around<\/a> from where you are now to where you will most certainty meet a painful and humiliating death. Good times.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The Pantheon of the Multi-Verse<br><\/strong>Or, <a href=\"https:\/\/blogizdat.faintingincoils.org\/?page_id=505\">how to find the right god<\/a> to spend your eternity with. Death is inevitable, so who do you want to spend it with?<br><br>Oh, and there are the Elders, too. <br><br><strong>Other Important Facts<\/strong><br>Including, but not limited to: &#8220;Nothing with a pseudopod is friendly, Ziggurats are never good news, never trust a man with an elaborately stylized beard, and how turnips saved the planet.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We need a blog to keep track of what in the heck is going on. This is that blog. 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